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Real as an American because why was an American woman casually talking about her husband dropping bombs in the Middle East.

the way usamericans talk about their military fucks me up. thank you for what service like which service are they providing you with. they're protecting your country from what. they're fighting for the freedom of whomst. why do they need to do that for and why are they doing in it in the middle east

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“If ur fat what does that make m-“ SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE F U C K UP

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there’s sooo much beauty in slowing down and understanding yourself btw

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they should invent a myself that isn't at its limit

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the thing about madd is that it's simultaneously a gift and a curse but your friends will only see it as a cool superpower while therapists will only see it as a horrible thing to be eradicated and you'll just be standing in the middle like Ma'am It's Not That Simple

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there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

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breaking my silence

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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something charmingly twentieth century about this