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I enjoy how every Glass Animals song sounds like "ouhhhhhh blue sky lemonade like an Arnold palmer I wish u and I were calmer drown the memory of youuu in goji berry water *the strangest noises you've ever heard* hot tub in a swimming pool mind full of Scooby-Dooby ghouls you were always too cool for school hot cheetos and cotton candy juuls *water dripping sound effects*" and it slaps mega juicy balls every time

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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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still can’t draw but apparently that’s not enough to keep my garbage ideas from escaping and forcing themselves on the world…… I’m so sorry

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a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.

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Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn

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He was mostly unchained.

StolenFromReddit Saturday (hey, work with me here, I’m running out of titles)

And “Mind how you go” is too easy

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Ya'll remember in Oathbringer how Gavinor and all those guards were in the time dilation room, and it felt like days for them, but months or maybe even years passed outside.

And how gavinor is considered quite small and underdeveloped for his age.

Because he wasn't actually his age, he was actually younger.

Because he was in a time dilation room.

So either kal adolin and shallan just didn't fucking believe these guys (not surprising,) or they forgot to mention anything even in passing to Navani (which I don't blame them there was a lot going on).

Anyways.

Jasnah.

Childhood trauma.

Locked in a room for days or weeks or months (i can't remember what she mentioned), and no one remembers.

She landed in a time dilation room. Was it an accident? Did gavilar put her in there? Did amaram?

Everyone thinking she's off her rocker when she finally escapes/is let out. Belittled. Accused of making things up. It was all a dream, just a nightmare!

But it was real, dammit!!!

No wonder she's cold toward Navani and the ardents. No wonder she's a stickler for facts. No wonder she carved herself into the perfect figure. Everything is her choice, her calculation. Dissected, appraised, and evaluated. Ground down to the finest edge, buffed and polished. Not a scuff nor a smudge nor a hair out of place.

She was nearly torn to shreds because she was too easily dismissed as a child.

She will not be dismissed again.

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“Lilo and Stitch” 2002

Deleted Scene

Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.

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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man