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Yes. Dance on the flames. Mwahahahaha

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Me, reflecting on my latest chapter.

There's no going back now.

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[Image Description: a doordash listing for Gluten Free Toast, the photo showing a single slice of toast on a plate. The Description says "*Please note our gluten free bread is toasted in a shared toaster and cross-contact is very likely." This piece of toast costs two dollars and eighty-nine cents. End I.D]

[Image Description: graphic of a gold star sticker that says in small, comic sans font "you didn't try at all". End I.D]

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The final incarnation. Only because I don't think I can fit any more stickers on it... Or can I? 🤔

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Cocktail Dress

c. 1955-1960

by Norman Norell

UNT Digital Library

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Schultz stumbling on the gang planning or doing something INCREDIBLY verboten and immediately noping out (highlight of every episode imo)

truly the highlight, i fully agree

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Would Donald Penobscott from Mash pay child support?

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I promise, I do like Carter.

But as I was staring at my laptop screen trying to determine his fate, I thought that, if I killed him, that would be it: no more adventures. And that's a sad idea.

But then! I remembered the paperwork SNAFU in Journey of a Little Deer. And I figured that kind of luck has got to follow him even to the grave.

Hence, a crack fic emerged.

Carter finds himself in the Great Waiting Room in the Sky where an overworked angel informs him that his file has marked him as a Buddhist. Carter tries to argue but the system has been backed up since The Black Death. He's scheduled to return in a new form in 49 days, so he's welcome to go to the complaints department to try to clear things up. Carter does and... Oh boy, is the line up long!

He finally makes it to the head of the line when he feels a strange pull.

Now, he's been chatting with a few of the deceased while in line. Reincarnation involves losing his memories. But when he wakes up, he remembers his whole life. Including his fear of dogs. Which isn't good because it doesn't take long for him to realize that he's now a puppy. A German shepherd puppy.

The universe (or I) has a sick sense of humour.

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- I know this is a ridiculous question, Carter, but how does it work? - I'll show ya! - Oh good. - This'll be rich. - Watch.

Hogan's Heroes | S04E02 'Klink Vs The Gonculator'

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Me, running away from The Lion of Maginot.

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No! Let me sleep!

Cause of my insomnia number one:

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I'll have to get my hands on this. But, I'm proud to say I've been able to check a few things off of my list of things I've always wanted to try that are also mentioned above: soap making (using fat from a deer I shot and butchered myself), book binding, making my own root beer, making rubber stamps (poorly), and, not listed, but tanning my own rabbit furs.

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.