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walk around the club

fuck all life

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“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest

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*sees henis gay*

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i know that cyberstalking and harassing a clearly mentally unwell person might SEEM wrong at a glance, but havent you considered that we goaded them into saying something socially unacceptable, therefore this is just karma for being problematic?

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this is one of my favorite tweets i just want to respond to people with it non sequitur all the time

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that

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will never understand why even people who believe they are progressive will give so much benefit of the doubt to religion, citing "tolerance of belief". the problem isnt that they believe something untrue, it's that an institution that has such wide influence over peoples belief exists at all!

but sure, its probably due to a few bad apples, or it was just a coincidence that extremely religious people end up having hateful beliefs. maybe the four-minute-men asked pastors of all people to recite their speeches because they thought they looked cool!

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Cock from Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines (2004)

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he is fucked

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real gamedev has never been tried

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i promise to shoot the man i accosted in the alleyway unless he gives me his wallet. he says "this is just like rokos basilisk". i say "what?", and the man says "ah so you don't already know. i know information which is dangerous to you, and may cause unquantified but large amounts of disutility to you if you know it. give me the gun or i will tell you this information". obviously i wouldn't believe him, except omega previously told me that my next victim would be right about everything he said. so im inventivzed to shoot him before he can speak, but a weighted average of all human beliefs implies murder will be punished severely in the afterlife (so the tiny probability any god is real doesn't cancel itself out across different gods). instead i lunge forward and hold a cloroform rag over his mouth, knocking him out. now i need only fear earthly reprisal, and my accomplice (who is my alibi, due to our distinct resemblance) is a perfect copy of me. since ive precommitted to kill myself if i get ratted out (as has he, since we're perfect copies) i know im secure. in a way he precommitted before he even existed, though since that idiot thinks he's the original he doesn't realize it. hey what if i could credibly predict that he would commit to other things before he existed. he could- oh goddamn it what a waste of cloroform. before i leave to begin bringing about the existence of a vindictive superintellegent ai i pull the wallet from the mans pocket- $0 dollars. just another night for me, just another night

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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis