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divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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Every now and then Elden Ring let's me pretend I'm actually cool

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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It was 12 little plastic crows, they'd burn me at the stake so fast

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

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calling misinformation tidbits "4chan memes" often flattens down the context that there's actually two categories of things that get called "4chan memes"

a normal meme in the sense it's a joke that people reference sometimes

something that I've watched people go on life ruining paranoid meltdowns over getting in their head and being unable to move past, to the point where they somehow managed to ostracise themselves from imageboard culture entirely

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Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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"Hey what if we added a tibia mariner that summons noble revenants instead of regular undead" - A sentient bag of dicks that found it's way into FromSoft

I hate these thing so much. The internet is always like "oh revenants are easy just pop a heal near em" but I am literally ye of little faith

Can't use that one handy trick revenants hate, because I am playing as the person redditors envision themselves to be.