pallas' blog for tomfoolery, online partying, reblogs, fun, friends, dykery, dillydallying, fandom fun times and oversharing. find my hot homosexual art @tw1nkbutch. i'm around 30 and there is nsfw shit on here
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Photo
so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut
185K notes
·
View notes
Text
your average cis ally seems to think that the voice is feminized by estrogen & oh to live in that world….
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
43K notes
·
View notes
Text
Happy Father's Day Cardinal Adeyemi!
(forgot to post this here)
125 notes
·
View notes
Text
Noah Wyle as John Truman Carter III ER (1994-2009) 5.02 • Split Second
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
im always annoyed by when people say like "men are attracted to women in a boring way" because first off if you mean they like boobs then you're fucking stupid and sexlessness is not a virtue, but even beyond that like the problem is not attraction it's that they do not view women as people, which actually isn't even a thing exclusive to men sadly and deeply unfortunately, fetishising and objectifying women of all sorts is actually pretty fucking popular. but the phrasing always makes it sound like the problem is that they think tits and ass is hot instead of fucking you know misogyny
2K notes
·
View notes
Text

'Infinity spiral'. Francisco Infante-Arana. 1965.
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm sorry I liked all your posts ur funny and I wanna fuck you
25K notes
·
View notes
Text
To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.
This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.
Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!
39K notes
·
View notes
Text
The bad guys and the divas who ended their career
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
The dean had his tongue so far up my ass he was able to discern the subtle notes of cherry and white chocolate
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
tot zover kabinet schoof. kan niet zeggen dat ik groot fan was maar één ding heeft het ons wel gegeven en dat is deze tweet, die het bijna het allemaal waard maakt:
135 notes
·
View notes