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controversial inventor of cheese-shaped car drives wedge between consumers

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snuck into area 51 and i saw a spawner with a rotating unabomber in it but the cia had placed 4 torches one on each side

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if its a boy im naming it after the signifier and if its a girl im naming it after the concept of the signified

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cinnamon bread recipe

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I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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old one incoming.

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a beautiful beegirl who runs a candle shop and she is. shes um. shes beesed to meet you.

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I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

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I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

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Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

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mutual 1: if you really think about it achilles' armour in the iliad functions much like an exoskeleton and he patroclus and Hector exchange armour much like hermit crabs exchange their shells

mutual 2: my boyfriend would be such a good pope and i'd be such a good papal mistress

mutual 3: i need that middle aged roman senator pregnant NOW

mutual 4: #myonion

mutual 5: anyone want a bag of my hair