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They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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finally some good fucking character design

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yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

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I have the kind of brain disease where my reaction to shrooms is “I have an idea for a Garfield comic”

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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In House of Leaves, Navidson spends huge chunks of the book stuck in his home, while in Homestuck, John leaves the house almost immediately. Really makes you think.

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Dim scenes? On your favorite Show/Movie? Not on poob's watch! Introducing Brightness+, coming for free to every poob™ user in the U.S. region. When you turn on Brightness+ in your settings, poob™ will automatically detect scenes where brightness is lacking, and adapt your device's brightness to a suitable level. poob™: we have it for you, now brighter.

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This counts as vent art.

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if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

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i think that if poob was a real streaming service they would acquire the rights to the Madagascar movies and do a promotional campaign featuring king julien with the phrase "i like to poob it"

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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

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Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.

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