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She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

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we diagnose you with a creeping sense of alienation forever. incurable

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retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

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if we were lambs we would frolick together.. don't you ever doubt it...

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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

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salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

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the chairman of the tortured poets department

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U Such A Fu*ckin Hoe...

I Love It!

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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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me @ the degree i chose for myself

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thesaurus.com save me

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You can always make a post that says "my pussy tastes like PlayStation"

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home