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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life

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sorry. i’m all booked up.

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Extruding pasta

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dont take bird noises for granted

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theyre so cute they had to name them cuddlefish

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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

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The Onion continues to never miss

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getting emails on monday mb

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post: Stop framing everything in the context of Christianity. can we just stop talking about everything in the context of Christianity? can you stop using Christianity as your arguments please? can we talk about this in a way that doesn't bring up Christianity? Can we finally move on from arguing everything within the cultural reference point of Christianity?

comments: Yeah i agree, the problem is that not enough Christians read the bible. the problem is that Christianity isn't what it used to be. We can all agree that jesus was a cool guy but he shouldn't matter today. The problem is that conservatives don't actually follow what jesus said.

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We all predicted this.

And this:

We were correct.

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Chris Murphy needs to be Senate Minority leader. Now!