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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
#i wrote a four page paper on head transplants in 9th grade#it was only supposed to be five paragraphs#cephalosomatic anastomosis my beloved
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one more year until people stop dying
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?
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okay new tag game. do you actually recommend people play/watch/read/listen to your favorite media?
#depends on level of insanity + quality of the bit#i recommend homestuck bc it’s funny#i recommend gospels of the flood because i was ceaselessly obsessed with it for months to the point where it’d show up in dreams#for things i’m normal about (music books etc) i would but not as insistently
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#ok well idk if minecraft counts. if i immediately possess the last character i played im fine (full netherite + house + food + etc)#if i just Spawn in. i’m dead#if we go to games w actual player Characters it’s ror2/acrid. which isn’t bad tbh
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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!
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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
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