twentydaysofmay

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my sister was showing me some photos she took at the beach earlier and in one of them she looked exactly like this extremely specific screenshot of tom. like i cant show it to you obviously but the resemblance is truly incredible, i had to pull out my phone and go hey dont make fun of me for this but you look exactly like this random screenshot of this internet famous fourty year old man i took the other day. and she couldn’t even make fun of me because truly they looked exactly the same and they had the exact same expression. and then she asked me why the hell does he look so babygirl and i told her that we are all asking ourselves that. thats all.

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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TECH DIF IS BACK EVERYBODY CHEER

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normally im not a fan of creatures of the light but even i have to admit they knocked it out of the park with unicorns. they finally gave horses a knife

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TECH DIF IS BACK EVERYBODY CHEER

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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pondering this today

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Not takes to it like a fish to water, but takes to it like an otter to water. I'll be good at it eventually but damn if I won't be complaining the whole time.

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i think mutual parasocial relationships are possible when 2 people extensively stalk each other but never interact. like they are insane about one another but neither of them are aware it goes both ways. if they ever cross paths they are going to either instantly become friends or explode

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If you are having a bad day, here's a triangle with all 90 degree angles to help distract you

We love the 270° triangle. So perfect, so even. The right equilateral triangle.

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why does don have that centaur posture

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my drama queen #mydramaqueen.

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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starry coelacanth 🌌🌌🌌