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retweet if you’re GAY, you’re CONCERNED ABOUT THE BEES, or if you WANNA DIE

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date a girl who gasps when she sees dogs

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Class discussions are fun until u find out ur classmates are racists

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here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

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Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t allowed in my treehouse” and honestly same

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Nazi Richard Spencer getting punched in the face by an #antifa hero. #J20 #DisruptJ20

(source: x)

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me making a profoundly stupid statement online: ok guys you’re gonna LOVE this one

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i like to listen to sad music when i’m sad to make me double sad

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Lil Uzi Vert: All my friends are dead push me to the edge :(

Me:

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I am painfully aware that I am no one’s favorite person

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love wins after all!  happy pride month to you!!!

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someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

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my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.