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Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!
tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*
Me:
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I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox
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americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
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so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…
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dobby pussy indulgence officially BANNED on december 17
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fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.
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I feel like there’s a whole genre of poems about womanhood that are just like “my hair was a snake and I was living in a house that was on fire” but like. they’re literally right
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