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me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin
my brain:
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it’s human nature, it’s in our bones
cause no one wants to be all alone
my photos | spoil me | nsfw content
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if mark hamill ever talked about me like this id fucking kill myself
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I want a “I made a playlist for you” typa love
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Are you a “hello darlings” gay or a “what’s up my dudes” gay
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And the final mood for 2017 is:
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Back when consoles had memory cards and you couldn’t fit everything in them so you had to sit there and choose which save file to delete:
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i love big noses theye so cute….. more surface area 2 smooch
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It would have sucked to have been a foot fetishist in WW1 cuz all da toesies were infected with trench foot
Really puts life into perspective. Thank you for sharing. Also fuck you for making me think about this
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some cute shit
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someone: *genuinely cares about my self-destructive ass*
me:
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“Please rise for the Star Spangled Banner”
Me:
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Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it
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i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly
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this website is proof “be yourself” isnt advice applicable to everyone some of yall really just need to keep that weird shit inside til you die
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Gay culture is developing a crush after being shown basic human decency
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