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pretty purple floaty feelings

edit: now available on my redbubble!

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fucking LOL because of the covid situation I owe our water company 3,000 pesos and our electricity bill 26 thousand pesos and I'm so so so overworked now that grandma's joined my "group of people I care about and I'm supposed to take care of".. plus our dog needed a caesarean and that's another dent in my savings. Theres nothing to eat. I'm crying fr

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A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???

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Good morning to people who wear masks and social distance, and only people who wear masks and social distance

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Shout-out to this professor and to @nonbinarytransgermany.

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does tony the tiger have a back story

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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

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Ew

Yuck

Icky

Blahhh

Glergh

Yick

Ruhhhkj

Ouiuiuuuuuuuuuwww

Ukkerr

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Imagine the rebellion but with gen z

•Sabine will draw the manny everywhere

•And Thrawn will be like : woaw the Manny wont be televised i love art

• they will cyberbully the emperor

• mandalorian are the Anonymous cuz mask kink

• zeb is the specops Riot

• Chopper say A C A B

• Ezra : whoever shoot me with his blaster your mom's a HOE

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Okay but–

Great-Grandmaster Mace Windu patiently tolerating the antics of one Ezra Bridger:

Pretending he doesn’t see Ezra sneaking yet another exotic animal into the Temple.

Ezra will bump into him with furry ears sticking out of the back of his tunic or lizard tails hanging out of his sleeves and Mace will just kind of… raise an eyebrow and then helpfully instruct him on the path to take to avoid getting caught.

“Mind that you take care to avoid Training Room #3, Master Freisa is in there.”

“Sir…?”

“She’s allergic to fur.”

And then he just… walks away.

Once or twice he filches food from the kitchens specifically to leave it in Ezra’s room to feed his ever-growing secret collection of pets.

He’ll be talking to another master and Ezra will run by chasing some kind of escaped creature and Mace will ignore it outright.

“Hey wait a minute, wasn’t that–?”

“I didn’t see anything,” Mace lies through his teeth.

His expression doesn’t change once.

Ezra’s vent crawling habit is well-known in the Temple.  Mace has more than once been called to retrieve him from the air ducts.

Ezra likes to drop down directly from the grate into Mace’s arms.

Mace will sigh dramatically and make a big show of putting him down and straightening his clothes and hair, gently and non-seriously chiding him.

Ezra giggles and grins widely every time before scampering off.

On days when Ezra is particularly stubborn and deliberately hiding in the vents because he’s angry or upset and refuses to talk to Caleb, Mace will have to poke his head in and try to coax him out.

Ezra falls and gets himself stuck once and Mace actually had to crawl into the vents and physically retrieve him, grumbling the whole time.

“I am too damn old for this, Ezra, you have got to start using the hallways like a normal person.”

“What’s the fun in that?” Ezra asks cheekily.

Caleb cannot understand how Mace has so much patience when it comes to Ezra, the kid drives him absolutely nuts.

He calls Mace constantly, asking for advice or panicking about Ezra.

“He disappeared!  I don’t know where he went!”

*sips tea* “Have you checked the vents?“

“YES I CHECKED THE VENTS!”

And meanwhile Ezra is hiding under Mace’s desk and he’s pretending he doesn’t hear the giggling.

Let’s face it, Ezra just basically gets away with murder around Mace.

He just looks up at him with those huge innocent blue eyes and cheeky smile and Mace begrudgingly melts and ruffles his hair and hides him under his robes until Caleb goes away.

Give me more cool old grandpa Mace Windu you cowards.

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I feel like such a parent

it fucking sucks ://

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I wish I could go back in time and hug my younger self.

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Debone me daddy

asks are officially closed

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hey so kind of an emergency, i recently had a bad experience with dxm (i dosed with a sparkling water containing grapefruit juice concentrate which potentiated it to probably overdose levels, which i didn't expect but also didn't properly research) and most of my severe symptoms have alleviated except i could possibly have acute renal kidney failure, assuming im not experiencing symptoms which is possible with that condition.

i need at least 150 dollars to cover up front costs for a walk-in but it could amount to more depending on what they need to do.

paypal is d.o.c.g.e.r.b.i.l.@g.m.a.i.l.c.o.m

minus the periods obviously