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Since I seen this I have been unable to go half an hour without thinking of it and cackling.

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..huh?

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I got this string of texts on April 20th and I haven’t recovered 2 months later

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mood board for 2016 thus far

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vine exists on an alternate plane of existence where anything goes

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Me @ myself

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Look, I’m just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?

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Def doesn’t look like the picture on the box…

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fun facts!

leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.

stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.

aristotle tutored alexander the great.

abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.

an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.

pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.

pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 

oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

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