I couldn't find my apple pencil for days and it turns out my dog has been chewing on it like a fucking stick. a little fucking french bulldog. this is my third pencil. and it still works
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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side
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Soo did y'all know you can get a soldering iron for 8 bucks? I didn’t. I do now. I’m about to burn the shit out of myself.
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thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore
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"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip
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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream
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david tennant calling transphobes ‘whingey little fuckers’ is brilliant
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"Trees in your eyes ... Stars in your heart."
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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One for sorrow
Two for joy
Three for a girl
Four for a boy
Five for silver
Six for gold
Seven for a secret
never to be told
Eight for a wish
Nine for a kiss
Ten for a chance
you must not miss
Eleven for a wasp
Twelve for a bee
Thirteen for a coffee
Fourteen for tea
Fifteen for a pencil
Sixteen for a pen
Seventeen to hear
these options once again
Eighteen for pepper
Nineteen for salt
Twenty for an accident
in which you were not at fault
Twenty one for Jerry
Twenty two for Tom
Twenty three - where are all these
magpies coming from?
Twenty five no seriously
Thirty this is weird
Forty eight from where have all these
magpies suddenly appeared?
Sixty two stop counting
Seventy just run
Ninety nine the revolution
of the magpies has begun
Two hundred no more sorrow
Five hundred no more fears
One thousand for how long
the empire of the magpies will last
in years
(John Finnemore)
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i just had my last exam and still haven't done anything like this. i feel like i'm wasting my youth.
(posted on landing by bigirliepoppers2395)
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