Making long-form webcomics is like
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I love TMNT, because instead of there being only one or two little guys there's way more of them. Four, even.
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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.
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Please stay
I want you, I need you, oh God
Don't take
These beautiful things that I've got
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The aroace brotherrrs
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i don’t know literally ANY famous people it’s starting to stress me out because people are always saying names to me like i should know the names. and i never do
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Jason: So.
Jason: How many murders did you refrain from committing today?
Damian: Thirty two.
Jason: Good for you.
Jason: Here, have a cookie.
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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.
Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.
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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
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