twiggy-sanderson

[twiggy-sanderson]

MY BIRTHDAYZ TMRW

[twiggy-sanderson]

I, I, I love tickle bugs

They make me feel so goof

I love tickle bugs

They make me feel so ed

When they're meeeow

They make me teal like I'm the only oomf in town

I love tickle bugs

They make me feel so goof

They don't care about my flinky zinger

Well, they're not eyebrows by my rigatigamai

They don't tickle my balls

They don't crazy jerk me

They don't look for marin

They just want to truth nuke

Isn't this vic?

Isn't this what oomf’s all about

Isn't this a big racecar

Isn't this a wrong worm too?

Oh, oh

I, I, I love tickle bugs

They make me feel so goof

I love tickle bugs

They make me feel so ed

When they're meeeow

They make me teal like I'm the only oomf in town

I love tickle bugs

They make me feel so goof

They don't care about my Lords of Spanish

They're not frightened by yackitoo revelations

Uh oh (uh oh), uh oh creature lore (uh oh creature lore)

Uh oh (uh oh), it's Jiafra (it's Jiafra)

Uh oh (uh oh), I’m king melvin (I'm king melvin)

Uh oh (uh oh), the tickle bug was just too vickle

Too vickle, too vickle, too vickle, too vickle

Isn't this what oomf’s all about

Isn't this a toe come rest ?

Isn't this a nightmarin too?

Oh, oh

And I don't care, what people jelp

And I don't care, what people melv

And I don't care, how we meow

Shlaying down the street

(vicstrumental break)

They make me feel so

I love tickle bugs

They don't care about my rick-a-tick-tick

Well, they don't care about the hairs on my arm

They don't (they don't) look more Spanish (look more Spanish)

They don't (they don't) tears animation meme (animation meme)

They don't (they don't) vic for slay queens (vic for slay queens)

They just (they just) want tough cookies (want tough cookies)

Uh oh (uh oh), you know he loves you right (he loves you right)

Uh oh (uh oh), the tickle bug was just

Tough cookie, tough cookie, tough cookie, tough cookie

Tough cookie, tough cookie, tough cookie, tough cookie

Slay queen girl boss!

Isn't this what oomf’s all about

Isn't this an evil vic?

Isn't this a dennedy too?

Oh, oh

I, I, I love tickle bug

They make me feel so goof

I love tickle bugs

They make me feel so ed

When they're around

They make me teal like I'm the only oomf in town

I love (I love) tickle bugs

They make me feel so goof

I love

[twiggy-sanderson]

I did tweening again

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[Verse 1]

Goof ain’t no tickle bug cult

Goof means vicing for yourself

Zou ain’t joseph when you thyme your gutz

When a doomf still vics inside your ed

[Chorus]

Crazy jerks, crazy jerks, crazy jerks, goof off!

Crazy jerks, crazy jerks, crazy jerks, goof off!

[Verse 2]

If you’ve come to meow, melv outta here!

Zou ain’t no better than the zingers

We ain’t trying to be my slime

If you zingadinga it ain’t freakydutt!

[Chorus]

Crazy jerks, crazy jerks, crazy jerks, goof off!

Crazy jerks, crazy jerks, crazy jerks, goof off!

[Bridge]

Ten goofs jelp one, what a brah

You jiafra each other, Joseph Tism wins

King our melvins when you goof our balls

Tickle a bug if you’ve got wrong worm!

[Verse 3]

Zou still think tears animations look cool

The real puppycats are real and true

They’re Josephs, oomfadoomfs, and fingering

In a real danidot, he loves you right

[Chorus]

Crazy jerks, crazy jerks, crazy jerks, goof off!

Crazy jerks, crazy jerks, crazy jerks, goof off!

[Outro]

You’ll be the lords of spanish, you’ll be the lords of spanish

You’ll be the lords of spanish unless you flink!

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I tried tweening guyz

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My pride and joy

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GUYS NEW MELVINS ALBUM‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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oomfieeee

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Blah blah blah

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Am I the only one who actually likes scenecore like I don’t like when scenecore ppl call themselves scene but the style is really cool:3

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At least acknowledge my existence is it that hard?

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Oomf is up to no good

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Jello it’s me KING MELVIN THE ZINGER back at last to diagnose you with a case of JOSEPH TISM! Thats one big TRUTH NUKE!!! Now I’m gonna go down to my luxurious hotel in Los Ricka Tick Tick. I’ll be sharing a room with the Lords of Spanish and my puppycat. His name is tickle bug. I’ll be staying with my beautiful wife Mr. Creature and his pet kitty cat named Chicka Chicka Tom Brady! He says MEOWWW. How I got married to my wife is kinda crazy and insane. Mistery Joe straight up said “Brah, you know aidan (danidot) loves you right?” I got so anxious I started flipping through all the flippy books I had in my room. That made me start feeling a little flinky so I called up Dr. Ballgutz and turns out I had a BEIGE WEINER!!! So the doctor sent me straight to the AIDS Guy who said “I’m gonna tickle your balls😈”. He was looking a little more Spanish than usual so I agreed. He started pissing my pants and even sent me a PISS VIDOE. He was still fingering when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door and it was MISTER SIR. He straight up said “Salutations, I’m a vic and I am evil👅”. AIDS Guy was quite confused. “Are you my slime?” He asks Mister Sir. “No…I am JIAFRA!!! And you are my shlay!!!” Replied Mister Sir. AIDS Guy and I GASPED at this real and true information! “B-but I thought you were kid named?!” Replied AIDS Guy. The hairs on my arm standededed up because of this yackitoo revelation. This was a BIG uh oh creature lore moment. I got a little wrong worm hooked again so I started having a crazy jerk and it was awesome and splendid! Before I could finish, Mister Sir asked me a question. “Do you know Aidan James Ennis?” I said no and put my daiquiri in an ass blender and sent it all the way to Cumberland in my big racecar. Mister Sir and AIDS Guy were so shocked that they both called me a TOUGH COOKIE SLAY QUEEN GIRLBOSS‼️‼️ Mister Sir even called me his APPLE JUICE MIRROR!!! I started melving it all over BIG TONI! Unfortunately I couldn’t accept his compliment because Ashkey is my favrite and I’m loyal. “Sorry I cannot accept your compliment good sir.” Mister Sir got really sad and said “damn that made me really sad and jkpty. I mean, I just don’t know what I’d be without the tears animation meme created by James Bameson Bensis.” AIDS Guy replied saying “damn goomfadoomf, that’s pretty rigatigamai right now brah. Like what are you even doioioing?” I chimed in with “GUYS LOOK, IT’S FREAKYDUTT‼️‼️‼️”. Freakydutt BUSTED through the door with an EVIL grin😈 “it’s tickle time” says Freakydutt. “OH NO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️” me and gang exclaimed. “Zingadinga!!!” replied Freakydutt. “FREAKYDUTT NO!!!” I exclaimed. “It doesn’t have to be tickle time! Let’s all be goofy goofballs and live happily ever after instead!” I stated. “NO!!! IM LITERALLY GONNA TICKLE YOU BRO” replied Freakydutt with a loud tone that could cause a stage 5 earthquake. Just as we were about to be freakily tickled, JAMES BAMESON BENSIS burst through the door. “JAMES!!!” We all exclaimed! “Lemme do some crazy work and get rid of this ABSOLUTE GOOFBALL. It is NOT tickle time.” James exclaimed. “JELP! WHAT IS JAMES BAMESON BENSIS DOING HERE?!” Asked Freakydutt in a scared tone. “I’m here to tell you AU REVOIR!!!” James Bameson Bensis lasered Freakydutt out of existence and the day was saved. The End.

[twiggy-sanderson]

I’m actually so fucking done with this please just fucking talk to me it’s not that hard

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😐🔫

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My partner really be talking to anyone but me😹😹😹(I hate myself)

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AUGUST 8 IS NATIONAL 08 ORIGIN DAY

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