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"I fell in love with your soul before I could even touch your skin. If that isn't true love, then please tell me what is."
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Do you hate Valentine’s Day? Does it make you feel lonely and sad?
Great news bestie, I have the perfect replacement holiday for you:
James “Colonizer Bitch” Cook was murdered in Hawai’i by my ancestors on Feb 14th, 1779, on Kealakekua Bay. This iconic move ended his reign of terror across the Pacific, where he ruined everything and was overall a massive dick. Buy yourself some chocolate and fondly remember how Kānaka Maoli stabbed James to death and burned his corpse. It’s the perfect holiday for all ages ❤️
Rest in pieces James Cook, you haole bitch.
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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi
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