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dj wretched serpent writhing on the beat

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I understand the desire to ship but "we would find each other in every universe...as coworkers" is an insanely funny concept to me I'm sorry.

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Tell us more about ur crush! ^.^

I’m so shy… maybe 1 fact. My crush is born on the planet of forests.

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fuck it (balds your sylvari)

ft. wrelia (@ascalonianpicnic) and basmani (@praise-joko)

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mouse attack

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how i would improve the Jefferson monument

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I’m going to be on food network but as the food wish me luck.

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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

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solstice

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in the hunger games audiobooks the narrator actually sings all the songs instead of just reading the lyrics out, something i find myself really appreciating and valuing a lot more as i'm forced to sit through whatever the hell this is

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level 32 bed bath and beyond employee just banished me to the fucking beyond

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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misclicked on a bunch of shit in quick succession and was met with a somewhat harrowing prompt

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the cool thing about having friends is you can just write them a letter. and the thing about letters is you might feel like you have to craft a whole heartfelt thing and get intimidated by it, but actually it doesnt even have to say much of anything. you can just write "hello sweaty." because the thing about friends is theyll receive your letter & be like "yippeeeee a letter." & it will make you feel elderly in a cool way

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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I gotta get the hell out of this dungeon