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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

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This edit consumes me.

creds : @filmsbysookie on tiktok

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edward didn’t have a bed because he knew he would never wash his sheets

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Can't believe I'm obsessed with a bitch named bartemius

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me tbh

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She's a 10 but she cries over dead gay wizards from the 70s.

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LITERALLY

never underestimate the power of a teenager and the fandom they found in their tweens that altered their brain chemistry that they still think abt every day

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I be reading some fics like :

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where the good smut gone guys i’m tweaking

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bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

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when all your internet crushes hang out together...

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i need more sturniolo triplets x snc NOW omg

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can my maccies hurry up i’m so hungry :(

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