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Sally looks at you and narrows her eyes."What the hell,Liu?Didn't Jeffery kill you?!"

“Like I haven’t heard that one before,” Sully snickered, before his expression changed along with his eyes. 

“No. I’m alive.” Liu rubbed his neck, wondering what this person wanted, or how they knew his name. 

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to Liu, if you had the chance, would you ever do anything over again? and to Sully, do you have any other skills besides killing?

… Dunno. It’s an interesting thing to ponder.

I CAN MAKE SNOWFLAKES FROM PAPER AND EAT PIZZA WHILE DOING A BACKFLIP. 

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Creepypasta in 2025? Woah man…

Anyways old creepypasta art dump (lowkey queer stuff + popular pastas in my style)

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guess which brother i like more chat

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Liu: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Jeff: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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"preferred name" "preferred pronouns" um NO? there's my real name and my real pronouns. apparently you are using some fake evil version?

usually im in favor of evil versions of things but yikes that's rank you skank

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me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!

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*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK

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Supernatural is trending during pride month. Nature is healing

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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He’s ready to go on an Adventure

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it's 11:53, did you know you are so handsome

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I wouldn't be as much bothered by the "how to dress right for your body type! :)" guides if they didn't presume to know what people want to look like. Ok you've got a guide on how to minimise one's most distinct features, one for every body type. But what if someone who's naturally long and gangly wants to emphasise how much they look like several David Bowies stacked on top of each other, or someone who's short and round wants to make sure that everyone is aware that she's as wide as she is tall with tits to match?

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you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning

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Please please please