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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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if you make that female character less goth as a sign of her ~healing~ or ~improving her life~ I will kill you

make her MORE gloriously dark and over-the-top. she's growing into herself. she's getting comfortable being who she wants to be. do you see the vision. I am crying and throwing things

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Source

“Rent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percent”

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Guy on metro had a shitty little dog who spent 20 minutes untying his laces and waiting patiently with his nose 3 millimeters away for them to be re-tied before wreaking havoc again. Over and over. Owner did not care. Dogs name was Quentin.

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📢📢📢

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misclicked on a bunch of shit in quick succession and was met with a somewhat harrowing prompt

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Aren't you glad we have the biggest losers like Marco Rubio at State, Mike Huckabee as Ambassador to Israel, Tulsi Gabbard at DNI, and Whisky Pete Hegseth at Defense?

Picking the least qualified, least diplomatic friendless assholes has consequences, and all the WWIII accusations from MAGA were always a confession.

Republicans got everything wrong. Again.

How many more hours before Trump is heading to a golf course?