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girl at the beach with mysterious bruises

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the sexiest thing a girl can have is ball joints

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Post Pride Paws!

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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gay meth

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i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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Calling subby robotgirls "targets" and enjoying the whir of their cpu fans turning on :3

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*remembers something deeply traumatizing that I still need therapy for years later*

I need to be a free use polycule pet

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its my birthday everyone send me money and love

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It is going to be a hot summer! 🤭

too hot by viviannecore_

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is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

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pig,,

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Your head belongs between my thighs~