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"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?
and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.
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Did you see that Magic: the Gathering now has a game state in which you need to prove that there are an infinite number of twin primes to win? I can explain it more if you are interested.
(With reference to this post here.)
By all means, please tell us about the Magic: the Gathering combo which requires proving the twin prime conjecture in order to win.
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a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..
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sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna
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Gale: Gods above, I think I’m in love with them.
Wild magic Tav: *sneezes and polymorphs themselves into a cat* *sneezes again and turns back*
Gale: Never mind, I’m definitely in love with them.
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Why do right-wingers crackpots believe the most boring conspiracy theories?
Oh they’re putting things in the water/food/vaccines? Elites are sexual predators? How unimaginative.
How about something more creative like the government feeding radioactive isotopes to the mentally disabled?
Or giving black men fake syphilis treatments to study the disease?
Or kidnapping people and subjecting them to LSD and sensual depravation to try and develop mind control?
Or secretly hiring Nazi scientists to work in NASA?
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saw this on Twitter and started laughing so hard I had to stop walking to cough up a lung I've never been this hysterical in my life
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