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In the forest

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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The bride’s journey at midsummer (sankthans), Strandheimfjøra, 1959

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there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh

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Emily Wilde: this journal is intended to serve as an honest scholarly account of my research in the field and to provide a helpful record for any future investigators

Emily Wilde 233 pages later: Reader, obviously I was going to fuck him

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I gotta give it to Emily Wilde, she said this bitch Wendell Bambleby ain't normal and proceeded to cite her sources.

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Wendell has OCD and Emily has Autism. They serve cunt. They both have emotional-support animals. They kill people. They’re both absurdly unreliable narrators in completely different ways. They steal library books. Never before in the history of literature has such a fantastic couple graced the page.

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This absolute madwoman AXED her finger off to break an enchantment and then went straight into the direction of the enchantment

Emily Wilde the woman that you are, absolute scholar, any thing for more knowledge about the fae world

But also what is wrong with you

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