twistyroots

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Okay Hello!! Its me niche internet celebrity En, I am here to say that i havent had tiktok downloaded for 4 days now! Which may seem so stupid and like easy, but its been a bitch. My screentime went from like 7-8 hours to now 4-5 overall. It feels so good and Im so excited to see how I feel in the next week or so when I start reducing all screentime related to social media/mindless media consumption....

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Morningg!! Its 7pm but I deleted tiktok a couple days ago and want to use Tumblr more bc I want to get into fandom culture I am going to do a mass purging of my accounts much love^.*

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Going to purge my tumblr or just move accounts ^.^ Im just wanting to be more active and this account is just not what i want anymore :P

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let guillermo get sucked and fucked!!!!

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my toxic trait is sitting down to write fanfic but then remembering the last time i wrote any actual fics was over 6 years ago and they were a “because of mr terupt” gone au, and a self insert once upon a time fic where everyone was aged down. im barely able to write a single word, because i get so embarrassed of my past attempts LMAO...

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the good place (mostly queer) head cannons (v.2) i get bored half way through... might revise in the future but for now...

eleanor

female / bisexual+poly / she/her / bpd is a chronic nail biter, and keeps love letters from the few ex’s who ever wrote her one. her first girlfriend was when she was at ASU and they got matching lip tattoos. 

chidi

trans man / straight / he/him / autistic  creates those eco bricks after watching a documentary on pollution+waste, is v stealth about his transness. and only got diagnosed as autsitic in the rebooted timeline after simone recommended chidi to get an evaluation.

tahani

afab trans-neutral+unlabeled / bisexual / they/she / autistic  wears sweat pants when all alone but would never admit that, gets really bad seasonal allergies. (can you tell i didnt have any hcs for tahani)

jason

male / bisexual (pansexual) / he/him  watched lost as it came out and was deeply invested in shipping culture, also watched/rewatched all seasons of sytycd when in the real good place, one of the times him (as a child) and his mom were spending time together jason asked to try on his moms jewelry, and then never took off a necklace she gave him.

michael

unlabeled / gay / he/it loves the noise of crunchy leaves, and coffee cake. finds anatomy so interesting and takes multiple community college biology classes. loves keychains.

janet

unlabeled / straight / they/she/it fanny pack lover. believes in bubble gum chapstick supremacy, and has a huge keychain collection in their void. okay side rant i just love janet so much, to be able to see someone who is meant to be the perfect/ideal “object” understand she deserves just as much agency over her own body and labor is just so powerful, just like the very stark difference of her cardboard cut out traditional helper “woman” origins and their future self who takes control over her own expression and identity as a person outside of her traditional role.

shawn

male / gay+poly / he/him SOOO GAY. HE HAS THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON MICHALE, like such a big crush. he wants to deny it but after michale became the good place architect they started getting mexican food on earth afterwards the after life meetings, and they both started getting crushes, lmao. 

judge gen

female / bisexual+aro / she/they i kind of headcannon her as transfemme but also not much, but she is also so much fun, her and jason would be such good friends. she definitely is an owl lady and has like that one specific owl ice pack, like the rubbermaid pink one. 

derek 

male / straight / he/it derek has the biggest golden retriever energy. loves to play card games. and is extremely good at writing haikus for some reason. him and mindy are one of my favorite pairings in the series.

mindy st. claire

female / bisexual (pansexual)+poly / she/her

jeff/the doorman

male (questioning?) / ace+aro / he/they / autistic 

vicky the demon 

unlabeled / lesbian / she/it

simone 

female / bisexual / she/they

john 

male / gay / he/him

brent (after improvement system)

male / (closted) bisexual+poly / he/him 

trevor the demon

male / gay+poly / he/them/it

head cannons pairings

eleanor x tahani (not otp just more a silly reboot ship i wish we saw...)

michale x shawn (x trevor) (im really into trio polycules)

brent x john (after the improvement system)

(most cannon ships)

tagggs.... . .,. .

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OKAY OKAY. i was really holding back here, w my lack of nerodivergency labels, as well as lack of characters like derrek, the judge, simone, brent, jeff, vicky, ect, will do sometime today.

the good place queer head cannons

eleanor

female / bisexual poly / she/her

chidi

trans-masculine / straight / he/him

tahani

afab trans-neutral / bisexual / they/she

jason

male / bisexual (pansexual) / he/him

michael

unlabeled / gay / he/it

janet

unlabeled / straight / they/she/it

shawn

male / gay / he/him

head cannons pairings

eleanor x tahani

michale x shawn

(all cannon ships)

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IM SO BORED, i cleaned my moms kitchen and binged brotherhood 2.0 videos. now i want to play minecraft... also why do basic white men rot my brain like conner jessup is so hot🤲🤲like let me offer all my money to u.

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havent posted on here in forever, but ive been binge watching crazy ex girlfriend. and ill do an obligatory queer hc list soon enough.

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rewatching gotham and man, i love silly tv shows, silly little action detective cop show w psychotic characters and like weird sifi logic. and gay, and autistic subtext. like what more can i ask for. okay i have a lot more i could ask for.

+MAKE OZ AND ED CANNON beyond weird hugs and dialogue

+make the big bads+crime families have more motives then just money? like yes money is important, but lets worldbuild a bit more.

+WHY IS THIS A WEIRD FANTASY SHOW IN THE LATTER SEASONs

please this show is so funny. also i am only on season one again, so like please dont kill me if i dont remember later plotlines.

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yall im going to put an idea for a v cliché horror franchise tonight be prepared

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tv show/movie idea: a horror, kinda gorey, romcom where the main character is a mass murderer reincarnated into the body of their past victims best friend and the series/movie follows them trying to stop their past self from killing their new form, and in part their ex/future-victim, while slowing falling in love with them.

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Ya

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bitches your getting a taste of my herobrine fanlore based on false memories from my most recent phycotic delusion:

i had elytra tissue sewn into my (back) skin

i had a burn on my right hand from a cast iorn pan

i had a large collection of robes??

that i didnt do any type of art?

that herobrine used they/them pronouns exclusively??

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PLEASE

i want gordi and data to kiss please

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like how many likes do i need to make them cannon

i want gordi and data to kiss please

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i want gordi and data to kiss please