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MOOTS FRIENDS ETC i got a new phone and it's so beautiful and slay and it was second hand which was nice and also i am not able to remember my login or recovery details to get this acct on there so if u wanna see my pirate post still i am doing that on my new account @strawberrylighthouse
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i log onto tumblr dot com and get a first glimpse of the pleading wet eyes of the lil supernatural guy professing his love for the upteenth time and know something has happened
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I wanted to make Stede's teacup more extra but I think it looks very pretty just as it is
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Undercooked chicken breast is Ed Teach's favorite dish
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i think if ed was into feet stede would be so delighted to cater to that like paint his nails and put rings and anklets on and tie a velvet ribbon around one of his toes and freeze in poses regularly over the course of the day with a smug coquettish look on his face and it would look extremely dumb and ed would be extremely aroused
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Ed really has the energy of "I can't go to sleep because there is one empty cup in the sink" and Stede has the vibe of "I'm letting the dishes soak"
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mutuals dont worry im going to eroticize horror and gore with you and keep you alive forever
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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I could fix him. I could make him worse. Good for you. I could gently take the weapon out of his shaking, blood-soaked hand and hold him until he finally believes that he doesn't have to be defined by all the ways the world has hurt him. Then we could ruin the lives of everyone who has ever treated him like he's a monster who doesn't deserve love.
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ed’s kitty cat bell jingling softly as he and stede kiss beneath the moonlight, you know? you know???
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STOP! before you make an extreme decision or take drastic action of some kind, think about SIFFRIN
are you:
S - sick?
I - indignant?
F - fatigued?
F - famished?
R - resentful of anyone trying to help you, even loved ones?
I - in a state of distress?
N - needing a hug?
if you answered yes to one or more of the above, fix that and then get back to your big decision!
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'I'm not staying. I'm here to film your mum for the documentary, and then we all go.'
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went to an art gallery and they had a historical queer zine exhibit and 5 mins in im so frustrated i could cry honest to god WHAT HAPPENED. why are we arguing about what identities are valid or not and which celebrities are gay there are photocopies upon photocopies of queer people writing about their controversial, hated, sexual and miserable and joyous perspectives and they contain a billion different labels and slurs and theyre ugly and crumpled and theyre full of a billion different stories. for the love of god make ugly tiny zines extremely specific to you again
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give him a warm blankie and a forehead kiss STAT‼️
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anyway. oluwande being cute AND fat to cleanse the energy of the skinny oluwande I saw earlier. a skinny oluwande is like an angel without wings
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