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i hope this email kills us both instantly

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time blur

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DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

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Artists depicting biblically accurate angels with insectoid features to translate the many eyes and limbs thing going on is so big brained, like the contrast of beautiful stained glass wings and a horrifying face is so good.

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yall telling me he died getting nailed 

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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i hate them

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Dr. Kondraki: I feel like doing something stupid.

Dr. Clef: I’m stupid, do me.

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does anybody want to play rocks with me

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just another plague doctor doodle on the day I was told to stay away from romantic couples.

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another silly guy to add to my collection

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marion wheeler character of all time. middle aged suburban mother of two. stabbed her boss to death with a fountain pen in 2008. fed the eldritch abomination trying to kill her so many useless trivia facts that now she just carries it around like a purse poodle and it would die for her. likes hiking and birding. lobotomized her husband while making out with him (she didn’t remember who he was at the time). chain smoker. slowly losing her memories of everything and everyone she’s ever loved. is on so many drugs she’s essentially trepanning herself at all times. killed god and then became god. and she’s like 4 foot 11