two-bit-socrates
two-bit-socrates
The Unknown and Wandering
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I'm some how okay now, wasn't expecting that. Please don't kiss me especially on the mouth - Artistic Aromantic? Maybe allo? Non-monogamous but also married. I've outlived every car that ever hit me and an attempted murder according to my previous therapist. I was born in 1986 and I seem to be a world inside a man. If you're morality leaves you wanting to not exist it's time to get rid of it. I recognize I'm a hideous thing inside and god I like it. I don't respond to DMs.
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two-bit-socrates · 3 minutes ago
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stop faking orgasms and start yelling boooooo!!!! and throwing tomatoes from your inventory
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I'll give you the world before you fall asleep 🖤
$riahhorrorstory
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two-bit-socrates · 6 minutes ago
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Like sugar on my tongue, tongue, tongue 👅
$riahhorrorstory
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two-bit-socrates · 7 minutes ago
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I love when you post a species on inat and seconds later someone called "salamandergirl" "solidagoman" or "troutlilly_identifier" swoops in to ID it. Like yeah, you know what youre about. I trust your ID of my Bombus bimaculatus, "bombusboy200"
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two-bit-socrates · 4 hours ago
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adore.
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two-bit-socrates · 8 hours ago
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Anxious aro culture is not thinking I'm really aro even though I don't experience it because the reason I don't experience it is because I was deeply traumatized by not one but two shitty exes and feeling like I don't really have a place in this community because I see people saying you can't just become aro and you have to start out that way for it to be real. And then reading through posts from this blog and seeing the most recent one about caedromanticism and going "holy shit my experiences are valid and I'm not intruding".
caedromantics are 100% aromantic, and we will always be there for y'all <2
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Anxious aro culture is not thinking I'm really aro even though I don't experience it because the reason I don't experience it is because I was deeply traumatized by not one but two shitty exes and feeling like I don't really have a place in this community because I see people saying you can't just become aro and you have to start out that way for it to be real. And then reading through posts from this blog and seeing the most recent one about caedromanticism and going "holy shit my experiences are valid and I'm not intruding".
caedromantics are 100% aromantic, and we will always be there for y'all <2
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two-bit-socrates · 8 hours ago
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I think this is the most romantic image in the world
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@tiredandjaded's new OC for painting practice
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had to be there i guess
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two-bit-socrates · 8 hours ago
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Huge thanks to Richard of the Order of the Blade for throwing me around!
(If you’re in the UK, consider checking them out! The order are a combat school with a really fun and welcoming ethos)
And as always, more bows, swords, and nonesense on Patreon
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two-bit-socrates · 8 hours ago
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Huge thanks to Richard of the Order of the Blade for throwing me around!
(If you’re in the UK, consider checking them out! The order are a combat school with a really fun and welcoming ethos)
And as always, more bows, swords, and nonesense on Patreon
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two-bit-socrates · 8 hours ago
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🌟 URGENT: I Need Your Help - Taking commissions to avoid eviction 🌟
Hey everyone,
I really hate making posts like this, but I’m in a tight and scary situation right now. Due to some unexpected medical issues, I haven’t been able to work for a while. Things have piled up, and now I’m short on rent. I’m at risk of being kicked out if I can’t come up with the money in the next few days.
💔 So I’m opening up emergency art commissions. If you’ve ever considered getting a piece from me, now is the time. Every single commission helps me keep a roof over my head. Even if you can’t commission right now, reblogs mean the world and can genuinely help this reach someone who can.
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Here’s a LINK with further info.
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two-bit-socrates · 18 hours ago
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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
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two-bit-socrates · 1 day ago
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The creator of the lesbian flag, Emily Gwen, is currently unhoused and struggling financially while suffering to chronic and mental illness.
I have already contributed to her Kofi, and now I ask you to help, especially if you have ever used the lesbian flag. Even if you can't donate, I urge you to share her Kofi around to reach more audiences
Lesbians support other lesbians 🧡🤍💗
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Body Bakery: Bread imitating Gore  by Kittiwat Unarrom
This brings weird to a whole new level. Thai Fine Art student and artist Kittiwat Unarrom is the son of a baker. All that baking exposure growing up has been a clear influence, but his artistic need to see things a little differently definitely flared up as he created the tacitly named “Body Bakery” – brutally, gruesomely, almost unbelievably realistic looking sculptures of dismembered human body parts sculpted entirely from bread.
With a master in Fine Arts Kittiwat Unarrom creates sculpture in bread. Not just normal sculpture but horror, dark art, gore, something I don’t know if I could actually eat. Located in Ratchaburi, Thailand Kittiwat creates feet, hands, heads, and internal organs among other body parts all entirely edible and for sale at his family’s bakery. He skillfully paints each piece to look terrifying to the observer/customer.
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