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so we watched Evangelion together in one sitting over Discord but I edited part of it without telling anyone

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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it

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More mighty nein doodle dump. I'm on episode 46 now and the pirate arc has been INCREDIBLE

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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

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Fact 1 - In MtG, Eldrazi are nigh-unkillable otherworldly titans capable of traveling between planes bent on perverting and destroying any plane they come into contact with.

Fact 2 - The meta narrative of MTG is that you, the player, are a planeswalker and all the creatures in your deck are actual representations of in-universe creatures you summon to do your bidding.

Conclusion - Every Eldrazi player is a fucking maniac who summons an unstoppable elder god to win a fist fight.

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whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

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You're telling me I stone cold stunned Murph for nothing?

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Saw this gif on twitter and had to add the gmod ragdoll sound effect to it

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i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

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how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better