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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

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idk why Wikimedia is challenging the whole britain thing. just shut off Wikipedia for them. get a VPN or get a better government.

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I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

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Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

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Cute Aggression by Anthony Vincent (x)

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northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

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I bet it feels good as fuck to have a secret ninja army under your command

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this pride month i want everyone to consider the benefits of abolishing the sex binary

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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always blows my mind how many european countries still have monarchs. what do you mean you have a king. kill that guy