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“oh irk.” Red croaked, his antennae twitching erratically.  “ditto.” Purple barely managed to squeak out.

Why are the two of you still in my house????

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Eden the Servant, Part I

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-Mint

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YEA! PARKING STRUCTURE PLANET!

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 Purple snatches Cat out of Red’s arms and sets her down before getting down on one knee and kissing her hand dramatically. “Forgive me my smallest. Red’s got a brain denser than a dying star.” 

“HEY.”

“It’s true, it’s a very fatal condition. I suspect he’ll implode soon.” [smirk]

P: Any Place! Any Time! R: A second spent with you, a second in bliss! [christ they’re both swooning, what fucking dorks]

{SQUEAK}

yOu CaN’t JuSt FlUsTeR mE lIkE tHiS!!

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“Yeah it’s fine, just relax! Just sit back and watch the show!” [Red starts lifting Cat up and down like a dumbell in an attempt to impress someone. What is this, some horny sitcom? Boys get ahold of yourselves!]

P: Any Place! Any Time! R: A second spent with you, a second in bliss! [christ they’re both swooning, what fucking dorks]

{SQUEAK}

yOu CaN’t JuSt FlUsTeR mE lIkE tHiS!!

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Red and Purple followed Prof.Membrane downstairs into the basement laboratory. It was very warm and dimly lit. It was filled with an assortment of small gadgets, baubles, and little chemistry sets. How cute. It was like a smeet’s play nursery in h-

Prof.Membrane flipped a large switch on the wall, and a large section of the back wall of the basement began grinding and shifting, pulling up into the house and revealing an enormous room filled with advanced machinery and all sorts of high tech systems and dangerous sets of chemicals and biomaterial kept in a secure stable storage locker.  “Holy shit.” They both said in unison and shock.

Why are the two of you still in my house????

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[Red can easily tuck you under his arm and carry you. And he does exactly that while Purple wheezes and cackles in the background.]

P: Any Place! Any Time! R: A second spent with you, a second in bliss! [christ they’re both swooning, what fucking dorks]

{SQUEAK}

yOu CaN’t JuSt FlUsTeR mE lIkE tHiS!!

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R: Of course we could! There’s nothing a Tallest can’t teach you! 

P: Lead the way oh brilliant one! =8p

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R: COME STOP US THEN. =>8D

P: Any Place! Any Time! R: A second spent with you, a second in bliss! [christ they’re both swooning, what fucking dorks]

{SQUEAK}

yOu CaN’t JuSt FlUsTeR mE lIkE tHiS!!

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R: Whats the term? “Hell” yeah?

P: You mean you don’t mind us being around?

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P: OH. UH, WELL. THE THING IS UH ABOUT THAT-

R: We’re bored. =>8p

P: [AHEM] Uh, oh yeah, totally. 

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R: PUR! HEY DID YOU STEAL MY LAZER SPRAY AGAIN? 

P: EW, WHY WOULD I TOUCH THAT???? LET ALONE PUT IT ON MY BODY???

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R: What is happening right now???

P: Should we go over there?

R: I dunno I kinda wanna see what happens.

P: Ok good so do I, I’ll get the popcorn.

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P: Did that frighten you too?

R: [slowly nods head in concern]

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P: Three things here. ONE. That is literally making my mouth water right now.

R: Ditto.

P: TWO. What. Is. A. Pixiestix? AND THREE. Who the irk are you talking to Dib???

R: What the fuck is pizza? And just what about putting the word Irken infront of it, makes it an Irken food?