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Ok I'll bite how was that interview with the vampire did he get the job
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i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch
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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month
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vvitch better have my money
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Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."
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nadja + human impressions 
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So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next
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- florence + the machine.
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you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”
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love to purchase items but at what cost
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forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal
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i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner
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good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
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and what are YOU wearing whilst you judge these people?
a hoodie and lululemon yoga pants my beloved! now, @ rich people:
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The ballet teachers in twilight coming to work on monday finding their mirrors broken, the floor ripped out and a mutilated corpse on the ground:
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Me when I’m sitting in my home: oh I’m so little. I’m baby. There is no difference between me and when I was in college
Me standing next to a bunch of college kids: I was born with the sands... a crone steeped in wisdom, an Elder
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