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Well, when you put it like THAT

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

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Quote of the day

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That's.. that's something alright

I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

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Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

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Riveting. It's so bad/good I watched the whole first episode

I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

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Snow White and the Fae Co-Op Masterpost

The Cindy Masterpost: Because Snow wouldn't be here without Cindy :)

Part One: I Didn't Vote for You

Part Two: Farcical Aquatic Ceremony

Part Three: I Got Better

Part Four: Bravely Ran Away Away

Part Five: An Autonomous Collective

Part Six: Let Me Have Just a Little Bit of Peril?

Part Seven: GET ON WITH IT!

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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Not me, I'm going to get isekaid

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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yo what

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Ya Zhou Pottery

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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.