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“When you’re mean to me this is who ur being mean to” meme with Sanrio characters and small kitten is overused. Trite. It’s done I can’t relate. When ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:

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She's promoting her (imo)gender neutral shirt

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Yes, I’m highly invested in learning how the Coast Kids are faring during the Scary Moon Times, but I'm also eager to know:

Did Fjord and Jester ever acquire sufficient pasturage to support a herd of domesticated unicorns?

What is the current proportion of "homicides solved" versus "homicides committed" by Veth and Jester's detective agency?

Has Fjord managed to sweet-talk his way into the Mother’s Lighthouse, thus enabling Jester to learn what’s kept in said lighthouse’s boob?

To what extent has Jester leveraged her studio’s success to foster a broader public arts initiative on the Menagerie Coast, encouraging artistic expression both phallic and non-phallic in nature?

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Ludinus isn’t trying to extend his life. He can already do that. We see evidence that he can do that. He’s obsessed with the raven queen. But destroying her doesnt make him live forever. She’s not the ruler of the domain of death. Her domain is only the moment of death. That one moment specifically. Not the afterlife or anything further than that. And Matt made a point of specifying that he has never explicitly indicated that he wants to ascend.

Ludinus isn’t running toward ascension. He’s running away from her.

Away from the moment of death.

He’s obsessed with the raven queen, he’s trying to stop himself from dying, and set on destroying the deities.

He’s running from her. Avoiding their meeting.

His notes showed us his focus on her lost name.

His speeches focus on a bad relationship between the gods and mortals. He describes it as the relationship between parent and child.

Just saying….

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Finding out the Lore Keeper of Critical Role has written smut and has also won an award for writing really good smut too Dani Carr you are a verifiable wonder and treasure to this community

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3 equally serious gunslingers

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consider a robot girl holding her favorite plush tight to her chest plate as important repairs are being made through her back access panel

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Having thinking thoughts about how Laudna named herself after a tincture (Laudanum) that has the power to heal and soothe pain but in large quantities can kill. Something something about believing in her own ability to do good while also being terrified of her own potential for violence and destruction. Etc.

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I love that Keyleth is finally experiencing the other side of “group of quirky adventurers cornering the wise powerful NPC and taking the chance to ask them about all the random unrelated shit they been wondering about“

Keyleth IS the new Allura

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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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you have to watch every episode of calamity twice, once to actually absorb the lore and plot, and a second time to watch what aabria and travis are doing.

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having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

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it truly means so much to me that laudna and imogen are just. total weirdo losers with each other. in the most INSANE ways. imogen wearing a vial of laudna’s blood mixed with her own on a chain around her neck, imogen sleeping next to laudna’s corpse for like a week after she died, laudna making dirty jokes through her dead rat puppet knowing it’ll make imogen laugh, imogen accidentally going bald via wild magic and laudna ripping out a chunk of her own hair to comfort her, etc etc. literally peak romance to me

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watching THE shadowghast monologue rn and im almost crying into my brekky holy shit liam orbien stop it???

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of the many injustices put forth toward the show by fans i think the most overall damaging and telling of a complete lack of critical viewership is the idea that sam riegel builds his characters with nothing more than the bit in mind. like you are only telling on yourself if you think characters like scanlan shorthalt and veth brennato are one-dimensional and depthless

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crazy ass rough laudna sketch. i adore this woman