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the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky

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me: they say that three is a magic number. Well, i got three words for u: swiss army phalloplasty. three interchangeable heads: one cut, one uncut, one that opens bottles. and the product name? Threenis.

shark tank:

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Ivan Pokidyshev Silence, 2023 Oil on canvas.

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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

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jakaś tam bajka czy coś..

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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Poisonous mushrooms. Champignons vénéneux. n.d.

The Memory

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it is a sad day when u have to block a blog uve followed for so long for knowingly passing around ai art

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its crazy how one (1) bad day where my brain doesnt wanna read my accounting textbook will make me feel like a whole idiot. like im too stupid to function

like girl (gender neutral) go do something else and come back to it tomorrow. youll be fine

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Most of you were either not born or old enough to remember the 2006 Israeli war on Lebanon and the scale of the terror Israel inflicted. In 2006, Israel killed about 1,200 in Lebanon in 34 days which was the whole duration of the aggression. Yet, today alone, Israel killed close to 300 in Lebanon. This intensification is the direct result of the way Israel faced absolutely no consequences for its unprecedented violence in Gaza for a whole year.

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so, you’re finally awake, onii-chan

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Who would win? The thousand pound flying meathook t-rex, or… monkey with a stick?

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My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house