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It was kinda pretty

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The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

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if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

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oh my god guys there are tears in my eyes this is golden

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Officer: are you aware how fast you were going?

Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…

Officer: omg add me

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*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

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Satiric Illustrations Of Today’s Problems Drawn In The Style Of The 50s

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

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I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do

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The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.

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My cheese-life…