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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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now what about majora’s femme

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here's how this will work. i will teach you the concept of baseball and linear time. and in return, you will give me some coping strategies to deal with the loss of my beloved wife.

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it probably won’t surprise you to learn that some of the imagery in over the garden wall comes directly from antique halloween postcards. the vegetable car in particular is a well-known example of early twentieth-century halloween art.

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hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

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kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

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Decisions, decisions.

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bill hader supports everything and everyone

that’s why his forehead’s so big

it’s full of gay rights

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#holding Eddie

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Why do they always write their articles like this??

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Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.

Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.

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A rare dagger for esoteric rituals, dating: mid-19th Century, provenance: France

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as a derry (bangor) native, i need to make one thing VERY clear— the murder of the young gay man at the beginning of It: Chapter Two is not just a horror movie scene. charlie howard was real. charlie howard was on a walk with his boyfriend when he was chased, verbally abused, and thrown off a bangor bridge during the summer of 1984. stephen king loves his town and wanted viewers to feel the shock and anger his community felt after charlies death.

stephen king wrote It because of charlie & because of the emotions his murder evoked. stephen king based Pennywise off of the scariest thing this world has to offer— hatred. its our job as fans to acknowledge that.