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hermitcraft:

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Absolutely engrossed by the most mundane, minor subplot of season ten—the wholesale stone deal between Joe Hills and Etho

Etho choosing to get himself into a comical amount of debt to Joe Hills, repeatedly. Because he’s the one who controls how many shulkers he gives for Joe to fill with stone—every empty box dropped off is a 2-diamond debt he’s signing up for

The existence of that debt leading Joe to adjust his build plans somewhat significantly—the roads of his massive community area build are now being outlined in froglights. Because Etho sells froglights. And Etho owed him hundreds of diamonds—so Joe can pay for the absurd amount of froglights he requires by cancelling Etho’s debt and leaving “you owed me” tokens in the payment box.

Joe could just build a froglight farm—but it’s funnier to get it from Etho. And Etho can get froglights a lot easier than he can get diamonds so I imagine he’s happy as well. They could just renegotiate the deal to a straight trade instead of the somewhat convoluted current arrangement—but I bet they won’t. Because it’s goofy, and fun, and most importantly it’s a Bit

I’m pretty sure this is the first real bit the two of them have had together

And I am. Enraptured. I’m cheering as other hermits start to patronize Etho’s stone shop. I’m trying to catch every Joe stream I can for debt updates. At some point over the course of this saga I was forced to admit that I am an actual Joe Hills fan, he’s one of my favs now, heaven help me lol

(And! It’s just really cool that this massive community area of Joe’s is being shaped by the resource needs of the other hermits! It’s like, thematic!)

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THINGS YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR LAWYER SAYING

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THINGS YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR LAWYER SAYING

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SOOO fucking close to getting this painful chunk of tooth out my head. send me strength

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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hi beloved mutual great question. i thought it would be fun to watch all 27 hermit povs so that i didn't miss anything. as for how, i have the power to do anything when i am avoiding doing writing

ive just done the math! accounting for the fact that we watch at 1.5x speed but NOT accounting for the release of new episodes we only have 36 hours 15 minutes of watchtime left before we're caught up on all 27 hermit povs! (eye twitch)

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*

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sitting here blowing smoke rungs instead of getting the bus

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what the fuck

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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had a dream where i went into my kitchen in the morning to make coffee like i always do and bdubs was sitting in the middle of the couch and repeating "the river . don't forget the river." until i woke up

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does this annoy anyone else or is it just me