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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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I don’t know how to draw apples

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Gaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Nu uh

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Gay

No you are

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A GUIDE ON BEING IN AN CRIME/MURDER/DETECTIVE ANIME

Step 1: It’s going to be either be gay and do crime or it’s going to be be gay and solve crime

Animes mentioned: 1. Bungou Stray Dogs 2. Ron Kamonohashi’s Forbidden Deductions/Deranged Detective 3. Millionaire Detective: Balance Unlimited 4. Link Click 5. Great Pretender 6. Detective Conan 7. Moriarty the Patriot

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Unless one can observe death up close, one cannot grasp the full picture of what living is.

Bungou stray dogs: Dazai, Chuuya, Age Fifteen

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yeah yeah Asagiri said Chuuya probably thought Dazai was dead after he left the PM and before they learned he was working at the ADA, but I'm more interested in Asagiri confirming that Dazai didn't know Chuuya was faking being a vampire in Meursault, it wasn't planned, he just never believed Chuuya could have been defeated and turned into one. And then he was right.

transcript of the question and answer under the cut

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he's shy

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I saw a lot of these similar ones and found it cute I'm quite tired and feel sick right now so I didn't add more details or rendered more

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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My entry from ssproutt_ 's DTIYS on insta that I thought I'd post here🫡

We will never know how Chuuyas villain outfit will look like😔 (he got his hat back tho)

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You have fundamentally misunderstood Bruce's character, If you do not 100% know what Bruce would say in any of these instances.

Any iteration of....

"B can we skip patrol cause I....."

"Dad can we...."

"Bruce I was thinking instead of...."

"Baba I want to....."

Bruce Wayne is throwing off his bat-suit running to the car, fishing his wallet out because his children don't want to fight crime today. This is the best day of his fucking life.

The thing I feel like is forgotten Bruce does not want any of these children to be vigilantes.

This fact is very much forgotten.

If all of them decided tomorrow to never get a fucking job, never go to college live completely off Bruce's money, but also never be a vigilante again. Bruce Wayne is throwing a parade that has not been seen since Alexander The Great lost his boyfriend.

Bruce would have a house filled with like 30 year old children who eat his food and refuse to never work a day in their lives and he would absolutely love it because they are not risking themselves.

He would skip patrol no questions asked.

In fanfictions I always see a moment of them like trying to convince Bruce to take a night off or they need a break or whatever.

Bruce, who is not absolutely butchered by a writer is actively burning down the Batcave because dick said he's just not feeling this vigilante thing anymore.

Bruce Wayne will never skip patrol or being Batman by his own decision or for his own benefit.

Throw one of his kids in it and he is just Bruce Wayne. 

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Lil silly billy

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