tycoriam

[tycoriam]

i answer the call!

[tycoriam]

it actually exists, so yeah i could give it a read

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[tycoriam]

thank you for the de-clarification - er. Abstraction? ...Mystification! That's a nice word, let's go with that. Degrees of separation are important to ensure the outlaws are never found by any forces that may be jealous of how pets get away with crimes so frequently

I know [or rather, I will state in case of oath or fae contract] it's not the case, but the cat on your shoulder with your own face unseen [in the lower images as you go about Artificing] makes it look like one or all of your cats [and birds] are the true narrators of this thread, and you are a housecarl dictating their messages while disguising their sapience as your handiwork to throw off the tax collectors and vengeful victims of their many crimes

you're gonna have to draw your own conclusions from my selfies, but the reality is that they have looked like this for years.

[tycoriam]

life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

[tycoriam]

I have two primary moods when interacting with cats:

Am i petting this cat correctly? they moved 1.1 mm away from my hand despite walking towards me did i offend them somehow? I should leave them alone for ten hours so I don't make them feel uncomfortable

How do I stop the affection from this cat I need to pee it's been two hours and the cat's purring-drool is starting to get itchy

[tycoriam]

immediately thought of the deer head from Evil Dead...

...I am actually surprised that one didn't start cackling too

[tycoriam]

Hello Martin! Hello Bosco!

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[tycoriam]

Perks of life

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[tycoriam]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[tycoriam]

Sound up

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[tycoriam]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[tycoriam]

Wait actually I wanna know how this shakes out percentagely.

FIVE SECONDS LATER EDIT: The choices you have to make because of dietary needs are not part of the question you are exclusively being polled on taste