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Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

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War man goes to vietnam and kills innocent women and children it harms his psyche and the level of adrenaline in his nervous system causes improperly weighted bayesian updating in the neural inhibitory response he comes home and yells and hoots and hollars at the restaurant embarasses his wife when the server comes and he says youll never take me alive viet cong and runs out the door. They divorce he lives on the street psychologist says you have ptsd we used to call it shell sock. Pyschologist says your flashbacks are triggered by people saying hi and shit. Young woman comes to the psychologist shes bullied and shit the other girls tied her up in the basement and called her ugly. pyschologist in 1980 says your like that soldier guy becase your nervious system. And your triggered by women that you think are attracytive. Pych says take these pills its the internet year two thousand and they say im gay I was shoved in the lockered and the bullies called me a fag the other website man says your triggered like a vietnam war big time killer. Fuck man im trigger by them calling me a faggot on the web but its the water I swim in. its 2010 and theres femininsm in the video games and some young women on the new twitter say it can trigger people to call them a gay fag all day. but some young men don't like feminsm in their video games it makes them upset in themselves and all frustrated so they say your triggered, are you triggered lib your a triggered lib. Well some clever guy one of the cleverest ever to live says more like your a triggered conservative lol your a triggered trumpter. Well now your calling them triggered and there calling you triggered and now its 2025 and im watching a video about small apartmerts in japan and the guy says "wow a lot of people in the comments are triggered by small apartments apparently" their triggered like a major vietnam killer. their triggered like the guys who did my lai and shit.

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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

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new trope just dropped

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amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

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through gritted teeth it’s spring i’m young i’m lovely i have a right to be happy

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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US Government going after Amazon after they announce they will display tariff-based price increases on products.

White House claims it is "a hostile and political act by Amazon" who they accuse of working with "a Chinese propaganda arm."

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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

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when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me

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