tylerthirst

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just had a tikka gyro all is good in the world

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tzatziki goes so hard one of the top 5 sauces of all time

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can’t stop thinking about them

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we will see the israeli occupation collapse imminently inshallah

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Nick McKinlay

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so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press

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Are you vocal during sex?

I’m usually lead guitar

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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet

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fuck school, fuck job, i want a hex bug nano

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my bitch roommate fucking ate all of my amazing banana bread i made last night and my day has sucked wieners since

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

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mentally im friends with a lot of u guys even if we dont talk or never have talked and probably will never talk directly. its ok. the warriors bond transcends words

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i love getting nice texts

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I need a boyfriend that I dominate and another one that dominates me but the one I dom in turn dominates the one that doms me. Like a Rock Paper Scissors throuple. Lol I don’t actually want this but it’s a funny concept to think about. and would heal the world

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this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass this too shall pass