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Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

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white woman reaches her arm down my throat tucks her confession in the lining of my stomach absolves herself of her sins

-charlotte zhang

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dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

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Le Manuel for Fucking Young! 📸 Marc Medina

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source: unknown

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This white couple from Texas came into the Mexican restaurant I work at. Talking all kinds of shit about “how they do it in Texas” and ended up ordering cheese quesadillas.

Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef

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the best comical relief ever

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Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

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Reading this made me want fiction about creating the perfect dog that checks all the boxes and then I realized Pushing Daisies did exactly that.

Here’s something fun. You can love your dog, a type of dog, or a breed while still acknowledging that the genetic behavior patterns bred into their ancestors are something you should be prepared to handle. That’s not a value judgment on the dog. That’s being a good pet owner

Ex: I love huskies. Kestrel cannot go off leash outside our fenced area despite my having trained a recall, because huskies were bred to run for miles and miles and she will TAKE OFF in a way Kiwi the sheltie will not

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Queen Isabel of Bourbon Equestrian, 1635, Diego Velázquez

Medium: oil,canvas

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🎉🎉let flowers be both🎉🎉

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Who rolled over and apologized because I definitely did

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

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You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.