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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

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gotta log onto tumblr and tell the world about the medications I’m allergic to

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Nokia 3310/3330

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Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

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I tried to go to 'mad at you' island, and the location was deceptively tricky to find. Not only that, but when I finally did arrive after months of searching, I found nothing but a patch of preternaturally still water in the island's shape. Did you make some kind of Faustian bargain that makes it so that no one can ever be upset at you?

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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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what if American Psycho was wet?

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i miss tumblr i wish it was still around. but it’s not

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Illustration from Speculum Humanae Salvationis. 1427.

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That sinking feeling when you're ten chapters deep in a 300 000-word fanfic and you realise that this is just going to be like three 100 000-word fight scenes, isn't it?

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An unlikely partnership

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2021

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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

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Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull