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"So you do like me?"

"I like you alive."

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pls take this sick doodle as an apology for not posting

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Fatherhood.

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Seamless

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more retirement doodles 💕

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IM DONE WITH MY FINAL EXAMS YIPPPPEE have some hoochie daddy shorts soap

oh and one more.

(if you wanna see the full pic its on my twitter!!! )

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I just think johnny could convince simon to wear a kilt

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Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

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Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS

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when i was 5 i wanted to watch The Lion King every day but i would cry miserably about Mufasa every time, and when my mom would try to comfort me i'd get embarrassed and tell her i wasn't crying, my eyes just hurt, and she'd be like "your eyes always seem to hurt at this part" and i was like "yes...because of my mysterious disease..."

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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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Excuse me? Is that a Sterek reference in my Deadpool!?! I cackled so hard. (Deadpool #7)

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trout reznor (trent reznor if he was a fish): my whole existence is cod