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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

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not liking the teen titans comics caught me so off guard i had an identity crisis.

spent a full week reevaluating my morals, overanalyzing my taste in art and adjusting my understanding of these characters i thought i knew and loved.

but im over it now. and wondering wandering what a superhero story without endlessly bigger bad guys and high stakes drama would even look like. not in like a comedy way but like a slice of life kinda way. maybe a dash of political/office drama there's gotta be some paperwork or court apperance involed in heroing. the job is basically freelance law enforcement.

is this just the incredibles?

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Wednesday and Bianca having a conversation in spanish while Yoko and Enid are doing homework.

Bianca had finally, after a lot of hard work, convinced Wednesday to talk about her feeling for Enid, and at this point she was regretting it. Wednesday Addams would not shut up about the girl she was in love with.

Wednesday would wax poetic. Bianca wasn’t aware that the girl was even capable of talking so much.

Bianca: okay, that’s enough. i am sorry i asked.

Yoko: what is she saying?

Wednesday: sólo estás frustrado porque eres incapaz de sentir afecto [You're just frustrated because you are incapable of feeling affection.]

Bianca: incapaz de afecto, rica viniendo de ti [Incapable of affection, rich coming from you]

Yoko to Enid: what are they saying?

Enid: Wednesday is consumed with my being and personality and she wishes to feel my pretty pink lips against her own. among many other things, she is ‘poisoned’ with longing and affection for me.

Bianca breaks down in laughter, Wednesday’s face purposefully is blank, but Enid can see embarrassment in her eyes and the red tips of her ears.

Wednesday: You told me that you are horrible at spanish.

Enid: I am horrible in the class, because they teach it strictly and in a way that is much more stiff then it is actually spoken.

Wednesday: you speak spanish.

Enid: yo también estoy enamorado de ti [ i am in love with you, too]

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

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Dropout.tv is a company where they encourage theatre majors to get the zoomies

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does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?

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So I know the canon depiction of the 7 rings of hell in the helluverse is just,,, 7 flat disks layered on top of eachother.

But before I found that out I was picture ringworlds.

Ring worlds in scifi are one giant ring that obits a sun, and either artificial gravity or the centrifical force keeps the people stuck to the inside of the ring, and there's artificial pannels obiting in between the ring and the sun to create a day-night cycle.

And it would be cool enough on its own if each ring worked like that, with their own sun and everything.

But then I kept imagining there's SEVEN rings, and what if they had to share as sun? What if they orbited eachother???

Now it'd be cool, too, if the rings were different sized, and orbited a single sun from biggest to smallest, probably on different,,, axises? I'm not a scientist. lol, sorry.

But you get what I mean - they'd be constantly blocking the sun from each other, with the rings all different sizes and with a different number of rings in between each one and the sun. They would get diffrent amounts of sunlight, with the center ring, the smallest, either having its own panels lined up between it and the sun, getting the most regulated and consistent day-night cycle which I think would work for Pride, as all the sinners come from Earth where it's just Like That, and Lucifer being King might want his ring with the most consistency, or it get CONSTANT sun, which I think would work for how the Wrath ring is shown in Helluva Boss.

And then the outer ring might get almost no sunlight dispite it's size, which I think would work for Envy, which is a watery place in canon I think? Would get them a frozen over top layer of the ocean where they COULD walk around if they could get up there.

And while I've kinda talked myself into that, I'm still obsessed with the idea they're evenly interwoven with each other like a magic flow bracelet.

For a day and night/season cycle, they'd all orbit the sun and eachother evenly so they'd all be getting the same light as eachother at all times, and move farther or closer to the sun as they flared out and colapsed again

And travel wise you could maybe only travel from transport stations in the center when they're all closest, and some times there all almost completely over lapping so you could move from one to the other from almost anywhere a transport station exists.

(God playing with hell)

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IMPORTANT REMINDER TO MY EUROPEAN FOLLOWERS AND OTHER TUMBLR DENIZENS FROM AN AMERICAN DESERT-DWELLER:

Climate change is a bitch and summer is coming. If you don’t already have an air conditioner and/or fans, NOW is the time to get them.

THINGS YOU SHOULD BE SHOPPING FOR NOW:

—clothes made of cotton or linen

—air conditioner

—fans

—frozen meals that can be cooked in the microwave

—potable bottled water; you want five days’ worth per person and pet in your household

—bottled fruit juices; it does not matter if these are sugar-added because you’ll want the electrolytes

—electrolyte drinks

—electrolyte pills (you can get these online, I get mine from Amazon)

—popsicle molds to use with fruit and juice

—ice cube trays

—nonperishable salty snacks like peanuts

—one charger brick per adult in case of rolling blackouts or power outages; charge these at the beginning of May, and drain them via use once a month if they’re not needed

YOUR TO-DO LIST:

—check your home’s HVAC system if you didn’t do it at the beginning of winter. Make sure all the filters are clean and replace them if needed

—check the seals on your sinks and bathtub in case you have to run water to handle shortages

—make and freeze meals you can cook in the microwave or simply defrost. Remember to select light summer fare, not hearty winter soups and gravies

—purchase and freeze lunch meats and cheeses you can defrost and use this summer for sandwiches when it’s hot

—assemble your check-in list: elderly, pregnant, disabled, and immunocompromised friends and relatives who may struggle to get things they need when the heat wave hits. Have this list posted and ready to go through daily once the heat gets high. DON’T JUST ASSUME YOU WILL REMEMBER. WRITE IT ALL DOWN.

—create a list of emergency contacts in case of fire, heat stroke, and other heat-related emergencies. This should include your local version of 911 (I think in most of Europe it’s 112, but don’t rely on me as an American, LOOK IT UP NOW before you need it), your doctor’s phone number, and two emergency contacts. Keep it in a place where it can be easily found if someone needs to make these calls on your behalf.

—ask your doctor for an additional prescription for any medications you take, and fill it now. Extreme heat can cause disruptions in the supply chain. Make sure you cycle these meds; that’s to say, always use your oldest bottle first so you don’t end up with expired meds in an emergency.

—stock your first-aid kit. If you don’t have one, now is a good time to make one.

—if you own a car, get your yearly maintenance done now. You don’t want to be dealing with an inoperable vehicle if you need to evacuate.

Staying safe this summer starts now. Get your prep done.

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