tyrannyofpetticoats
tyrannyofpetticoats
What If Its Not Meant For Me
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Lore, 20s, UK, she/her
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tyrannyofpetticoats 17 hours ago
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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm
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tyrannyofpetticoats 17 hours ago
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I've never been in nyc but i feel like that would be such a vibe
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tyrannyofpetticoats 17 hours ago
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It鈥檚 up to you how you decide (cooked, raw, best shape, something else)鈥擨 just want to know what you think:
(Extra credit if you also add in the notes or tags what your LEAST favorite berry is. Inquiring minds want to know!)
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tyrannyofpetticoats 20 hours ago
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i'm so pro-divorce that i forget myself sometimes. a guy on the elevator was telling me unprompted about how he got divorced on friday and apparently "nice congrats" was not the correct reaction
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tyrannyofpetticoats 2 days ago
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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tyrannyofpetticoats 2 days ago
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tyrannyofpetticoats 3 days ago
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wigan kebab now that's what you call a butty i've been hearing about the wigan kebab for years and now i'm finally here at the trawlerman one of the best chippies i'm gonna go and try one lets go right mate i've been told to come in and order a wigan kebab but i don't actually know what it is you don't know what a wigan kebab is no butter barm meat and potato pie on you're in 'eaven carbs on carbs on carbs absolutely that's what i like to see d'y'want one yeah go on mate is it a popular dish 40 percent of people come and eat it's quick and good quick and ready and do they call it a wigan kebab or is it a pie barm or what do they ask for wigan kebab wigan kebab wigan kebab class go on then there you are enjoy lad wigan kebab that actually looks class that is sensational that is actually spot on mate i'm just lookin at the menu here so i can get a smack for 40p yeah so what is smack it's well born in wigan smack barm pey wet smack barm pey wet yeah it's a it's a cheap treat for a kid some grown ups get 'em but you're generally looking at 80p you've got some 'ot potater batter on salt n vinegar what's pey wet mate what's pey wet in wigan it's as good as gravy it's the water off the peas you get a few peas in as well yes you know you know it's free just moist your chips up while you smack i think i've got room for a little bit more mate can i get a smack barm pey wet no problem at all get your pey wet there you are man enjoy cheers mate smack barm pey wet gotta be honest the look of this pey wet is knocking me a bit sick it looks fuckin mingin let's see what it's chattin got a hefty dollop of pey wet there and it's actually quite nice there's no pea it's just wet but you can taste the pea a wigan akimbo with a smack barm pey wet and a wigan kebab and i don't know which one i prefer if i'm honest so that's the wigan kebab obviously a lot more meaty and no peas see the smack barm pey wet it's got more of a crunch i'm gonna have to go with the smack barm pey wet i'm sorry to all the wigan kebab lovers but it's gotta be the smack barm pey wet i think i've got room for a little bit more mate babby's yed go on what's a babby's yed steak pudding steak pudding steak pudding well reknown around 'ere our puddings are best and why is it called a babby's yed they favour 'em they've got very similar to look at so when you crack open a babies 'ead that's what it looks like inside yeah well don't don't do it so it's still babby's yed to go i've got to tell you something 'bout that the babby's yed actually comes with chips and gravy stuff as well you're messin' lad ugh three course wigan meal there you go cheers for that babby's yed cause it looks like a babies head and if you crack it now we're talking that's a serious pie that that is a serious puddin' so i've had a wigan kebab a smack barm and a babby's yed i'm officially a wiganer now do you want pey wet on that mate
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tyrannyofpetticoats 3 days ago
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collection of some of my favourite derek guy (dieworkwear on twitter/the menswear guy) tweets
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tyrannyofpetticoats 3 days ago
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odysseyposting is second nature to us so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the riddle of the olive tree bed and one or two names of penelope's suitors. and the cyclops self-doxxing incident, of course.
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tyrannyofpetticoats 3 days ago
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Singles from I quit by HAIM (2025) / Various paparazzi photos (1990s-2000s)
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tyrannyofpetticoats 3 days ago
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Dancing in front of Matisse in the Hermitage
Photo by Sergei Podgorkov, 1970
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tyrannyofpetticoats 4 days ago
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Maggie Smith, "Poem with a Line from Bluets," Good Bones
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tyrannyofpetticoats 4 days ago
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tyrannyofpetticoats 4 days ago
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Maximilian Liebenwein - The Legend of Saint George: The Rescue (1903)
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tyrannyofpetticoats 4 days ago
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things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop
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tyrannyofpetticoats 4 days ago
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tyrannyofpetticoats 4 days ago
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Starmer in ur little fucking situation room don鈥檛 you dare don鈥檛 you fucking dare
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